Homeschool & Parenting Stories

We got a bidet… and it immediately chose violence.

My husband installs it like we just entered our ✨luxury era✨and then gives the boys a full tutorial like he’s hosting a TED Talk. “Keep your legs closed.” Sir… why are we making this sound like a team sport?? Meanwhile I walk in and this toilet has more buttons than my oven. There’s: • a…

Autism Awareness Month… but this is our every day 🤍

April is Autism Awareness Month… and I am grateful there’s a time where people slow down and notice. But also? We don’t pick this up for 30 days and set it back down. This is our life. Every. Single. Day. It’s the stuff you don’t see— the extra time it takes just to leave the…

About Me

Hi, I’m Michelle — recovering teacher, twin wrangler, and the author of all the honest chaos you’ll find here.