Category: Honest Mom Life Moments

  • Surgery Update: I Survived, Barely… and My Kids Are Still Alive Too 🎉

    Surgery Update: I Survived, Barely… and My Kids Are Still Alive Too 🎉

    So I had surgery last Monday, and we started off strong with… the OR breaking. Yep. The operating room literally said, “Not today, Satan,” and shut down. So we had to relocate hospitals like a medical field trip no one signed up for. Since we had no clue what recovery was going to be like,…

  • Surgery Day: An Unexpected Adventure

    Surgery Day: An Unexpected Adventure

    Whew — what a day. My surgery didn’t exactly go according to plan, and I wanted to share the whole wild update. We arrived right on time at the hospital, fasting since midnight, ready to go. The receptionist looks up and says: “Oh no, I forgot about you…” Wait, what? 😳 Turns out, the dehumidifier…

  • 💜 Parenting in the Parking Lot

    💜 Parenting in the Parking Lot

    Sometimes parenting a neurodivergent kid looks like this—sitting on the curb in the middle of a parking lot, offering quiet support while a storm of big feelings passes. This meltdown hit hard. We’d just left the restaurant, and my son didn’t get the dessert he wanted because he hadn’t eaten his meal. In his world,…

  • When the Past Knocks on Your Door

    Do you remember being a kid and basically running your entire neighborhood like you were in charge of the HOA? You’d hop on your bike, cruise down the street, knock on a random door, and nervously ask: “Can…uhhh…what’s-his-name come out and play?” The grown-up (who you also didn’t know by name because all adults were just…

  • The Tooth Fairy, Gold Coins and Mild Parental Theft

    The Tooth Fairy, Gold Coins and Mild Parental Theft

    Ah, the magic of childhood. Losing teeth is one of those strangely thrilling milestones that feels like a mix of a medical event, a rite of passage, and a glitter-filled celebration. The wiggle. The drama. The blood. (Seriously, why is there always SO much blood?) And then there’s that triumphant moment when your kid holds…

  • Settling In, Sorta… Kinda… Not Really

    Settling In, Sorta… Kinda… Not Really

    We’ve officially landed in our new home. Not like a graceful plane landing, but more like a bumpy emergency landing with a baby pig on board and at least one bag of snacks spilling mid-turbulence. Are we “settled”? Define settled, please. Still Hauling, Still Hoping Let’s start with the obvious: we’re still moving. Not like…

  • We Moved! It Was Wet, Wild, and My IKEA Desk Didn’t Make It

    We Moved! It Was Wet, Wild, and My IKEA Desk Didn’t Make It

    Well, We’re Here… Technically We moved. Which sounds simple enough until I tell you it was pouring, hailing, and the only thing more slippery than the Tommy gate on that moving truck was my last shred of sanity. But hey—when you’ve got a herd of family members ready to tackle it like a full-contact sport,…

  • When You’re the Grown-Up and Still Don’t Have It Together

    💬 Real Talk: I’m the Grown-Up… Supposedly So apparently, I’m the grown-up now. Which is funny because I had a cookie for breakfast, cried over a pile of laundry, and seriously considered running away to live in a pillow fort. There’s this wild myth that once you’re an adult—especially a mom—you somehow unlock a superpower…

  • Moving Mayhem: Neurodivergent Twins, One-Handed Packing, and That One McDonald’s Toy

    Moving Mayhem: Neurodivergent Twins, One-Handed Packing, and That One McDonald’s Toy

    We’re moving. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.Unless you’re bringing snacks and muscle. Preferably both. Right now, my life is a chaotic swirl of cardboard boxes, random socks, loud emotions, and the occasional chicken that absolutely does not want to stay in her coop. And the kicker? I’m doing it all with one functioning hand.…

  • I Wrote a Children’s Book in the Middle of a Meltdown… or Three

    No, I didn’t escape to a cozy cabin in the woods to write this book. I wrote it with one functional hand, while mediating twin brawls over who got the blue crayon, dodging flying LEGOs, and yelling “don’t eat that!” at a naughty dog. Glamorous, I know. Why This Book Had to Be Written The…